7/28/2023-3:43am
Which one????? I have over 58 different nicknames
- Ricky: My parents named me this because my father’s nickname was Dick or Dicky
- Junior: The last construction job I worked at had 3 other Ricks or Richards; my full name is Richard Wayne Killebrew Jr.
- Killa-Jew: A name that I got in prison when I mentioned that I was born in Germany
- Killecrew: Don’t know
- BrewBear: Same guy that gave me Killa-Jew nickname
- White Chocolate:-I’m exotic; rare
- John Lennon Unabomber: Same guy as mentioned above
- Jesus: I get called this when I grow my hair and beard out
- Baby Manson: Same guy as above; Long hair and beard in prison
- Charles Manson: Same as previous one
- Fuzzy: When I worked for AutoZone, I use to stop by 7-11 and get a blueberry donut with a double chocolate one with a Super Double Gulp of Coke. The blueberry donut looked “fuzzy”
- Fuzzy Donut: Same as previous one
- Napoleon Dynamite: I gave off the aurora or vibe of Napoleon Dynamite character
- Fuzzy Dynamite: A combo of the previous two.
- Screech: Saved by the Bell, always had that goofy look on my face
- Shaggy: In high school I had a pair of these fuchsia colored pants: Scooby-Doo Where are you??
- Professor from ID4: Long hair; guy who played Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Superman: I was told this in middle school and high school
- Clark Kent: Same thing as above; I wear glasses
- Power Ranger: In high school I had this Body Glove Hawaiian Shirt that was colorful
- Remy: Character in the movie Higher Learning; High school years
- Sasquatch: long hair with beard
- “Even a caveman can do it.”: Geico commercial; same as previous one
- Creep: name given to me by a boss beacause I looked creepy/would just appear out of nowhere
- Super Creep: Same as above; earned the Super one weekend when I worked 36 hours straight without leaving the job. 12 hour shifts.
- Towel Boy: In high school I would wear several towels compared to someone who might just have one. I had one on my head. One on the shoulders, One tucked in the front of my baggy jeans and one in one of my hands at all times.
- Straw Boy: High school; everybody had straw or so, I had a handful.
- Dickies LeBrew: A take on Richard Killebrew; also my favorite clothing brand is Dickies
- VeryFine Right: High School; All the ladies are looking for Mr. Right and I needed a first name, high school had these juice drinks that I would buy everyday. Strawberry Banana flavor by Veryfine Juice. I changed the spelling and came up with the quote: “Cause I’m VeryFine in so many ways.”
- Vincent Heights: combination of two characters in my Night Angel books; I would then go on to use this name in another book called “The Getaway to the Coves of Paradise.”
- Hemi LeBrew: A nickname for a nickname. One of my father’s other nickname is “Killer” this because of our last name as well as a relative who played in Major League Baseball named Harmon “The Killer” Killebrew; because he would kill you with kindness.
- Sean Connery (The Rock movie): Long gray hair with beard
- Nicolas Cage (Con Air): Long hair; “why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?!” The real Con Air is not a C-130, it’s a 737 plane, flew on it back in 2016.
- PsychicNut: Gamertag and brand
- PsychoJizz: name I was called in GTA Online
- Nut: Same as above
- PhysicsJizz: same as above
- PhysicalNut: same as above
- r. Penisrenderer: A name that I got in prison because I drew nuts.
- Kill Bill: prison name
- Killer Sniffalot: Prison name
- Richard Killabear: don’t know
- Kill-a-mule: Don’t know
- Killa-bitch: name was given back in 2008 when I did my first jail bid; because I wanted to kill the bitch for fucking up my life
- Squirrel Nuts: prison; a jab at PsychicNut
- Furry Squirrel Nuts: same as above
- Grizzly or Grizzly Adams: jail name due to appearance
- Stitch Ass: Dunno
- Slipstream: bicyclist name I think
- Mr. “Fuck You!”: Because this is my all time favorite saying. I can say this 20 different ways; I think it’s because I’m Autistic, I think
- Dick Brew: dunno
- Kill-a-dick: prison name
- Smoke a brew: dunno
- Kill-a-barrel: a jab at Killebrew
- Kramer: From Seinfeld; I use to do the whole hand thingy
- Star Crunch Bandit: prison name; love Star Crunches
- Dirty Little Hamster: prison name/appearance
- Kill-a-dude: prison name too
- Kill-anybody: same as above
- Touch of Grey: prison name due to grey hair; great stuff by the way! I was using it when I was working at Amazon
- Chewbacca: Star Wars; the whole appearance thing plus I can do the Chewie noise
- Number 2: Amazon name given to me by a PIT operator who thought she was the best so she said that she was Number 1 and I was Number 2 even though I was always #1!
- Crash Bandicoot: Got into too many accidents in life
- F.B.I.: a name given to me after prison because people assumed that I talked when I was facing 10+years in prison; also because I had a burn phone PLUS an iPhone and an Apple Watch/because I went to prison for cyberstalking the woman who put me in prison back in 2008.
- Alien: name my sister gave me because I was born in Germany
- Trackball: prison name given to me when I made the mention of having a Logitech Trackball mouse!
- Where’s Waldo?: Because I do look like Waldo. Even dressed up like him last Halloween!
- Nipples: Came from the newspaper job; because my nipples are well pronounced.
- Night Angel: The name that Kelly told the cops that I also go by. lol, that one’s funny as fuck! A fictional comic book character that I modeled off of myself….please!
VeryFine 
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